There may possibly be remarks that I can stomach apart from this one I have developed, but don't try unless you are very sure.
[Standard Acceptable Supportive Remark] "I have ALWAYS found you completely adorable fantastic gorgeous smart and kind. I would personally take up smoking 100 a day if I thought it would make me more like you. I don't care whether you smoke or not. You are so cool it doesn't matter. [OPTIONAL] Please accept this large wad of money as proof of my love"
This rules out the following (just 10 examples from a database of 1000s):
- You look so much better since you gave up smoking.
- I don't know why but I never had the urge to smoke
- I heard that stopping smoking can be quite hard.
- Just don't smoke any more! Simple as that!
- I gave up smoking in 1946 and never looked back
- I bet you're pleased you gave up smoking
- What's a few pounds compared to the health risks of smoking?
- Have you tried hypnosis?
- My dad smoked 10000 fags a day and lived till he was 120
- I gave up smoking in 1946 and every day is still a struggle.
5 comments:
Bwahaha
I would never say anything other than something along the lines of the statement you prepared earlier.
Mind you, I don't care what comments I get. One thing I do know is that my eyes become even more beautiful when I give up. So it's almost worth giving up just for that. Almost.
Post before and after pictures of your eyes
(TIP: don't use a flash)
Can I say, 'Good Lord, I never even knew you were a smoker'?
No! Can't even think what's wrong with it! But no!
Post before and after pictures of your eyes
Don't be ridiculous! I know photoshop!
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