That's me. But I'm quitting again on Saturday.
But how will I look cool when I'm not covered in a layer of fag-ash?
Sex addiction? Nah, been there, done that, stained the t-shirt.
Alcoholism? Well I'm showing some talent in that direction, but how convincing is a drunk without nicotine stained fingers?
Fat bastard? That's probably going to happen anyway. Some may argue that fatness is not in itself cool. I think a snarling fatty could have a sort of retro charm in these poncey look after yourself 5-a-day days.
That's it then. I'm gonna get chubby and if anyone makes a comment I will kill them.
6 comments:
*this* saturday? The 30th of June? Be specific, crikey! Don't allow yourself the usual junkie thinker's get out clause - "Oh, I didn't mean 'this' Saturyday." :)
Announce your quite date for all to see!!
This Saturday! Saturday 30th June. 2007. 12:01 am
Groovy.
I have to say that in some weird way, that picture looks exactly like you...
I have a flawless suggestion for quitting smoking. As of Sunday, just remain in public places 24/7. Even a bustop is included, just set up camp there and you are nicotine free. You could even make some friends in the process...
Also, what's the point of choosing a time and date? What I have found with dieting is there is always another nice sounding date and time to REALLY start. Be a rebel and start now. Thursday 28th June 15:41 doesn't sound sexy and isn't profound but then neither is smoking (well, it is quite sexy) but it will break the whole 'next week, next month, next reincarnation is better for me'.
Stop it Anonymous! You're confusing me!
Your previous comment is so brilliant I am promoting it to a post.
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