Saturday, 5 June 2010

Smoking sucks and so does not smoking

in the words of Dorothy Parker

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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, yes, I remember that feeling ;) Many times.

Hope to rejoin you in "making myself miserable land" next week.

MD

Unknown said...

Looking forward to some company here in hell xx