Two Months Done

So, I've just crawled over the line of two months done:

Two months, 13 hours, 47 minutes and 5 seconds. 1847 cigarettes not smoked, saving £507.99. Life saved: 6 days, 9 hours, 55 minutes.

And also recently passed the "saved 500 quid" mark.

Time is really dragging though. So for all you people who think time passes too quickly as you get older, my advice would be to smoke for twenty years, and then give up. Suddenly time will seem to move like black treacle though warm butter floating in cool honey whipped with mayonnaise and olive oil.

Hey ho. What can I say? Quitting doesn't get any easier yet. I mean, I knew that anyway. My body rebels though. Smoke now, it says. Accelerate time! Stop the body weirdnesses! You're just going to die anyway! Nothing has changed, your eye still hurts, you're still too fat, you're short of breath, and your teeth are rotting anyway. Just give up giving up and get back to smokey land where at least you don't eat like a pig and drink tea like a fish that likes tea.

What can I spend five hundred quid on?

John would suggest this:

http://www.guitarampkeyboard.com/en/74297

and it is 50 quid less than my savings so far... But...